Saturday, 29 June 2013

Estate agency. My views

I'm writing this blog, right now because I'm standing inside an empty house waiting for yet another viewer to turn up. I'm looking around at the freshly painted magnolia walls, cleaned carpet and clean windows and I'm thinking....... It's a Saturday, why bother? Why be an estate agent. I know I'm a good sales person, I have my cv to prove it so why do I need to be waiting around empty houses on a Saturday morning when I could be at home with my family and work a monday - Friday job. I'm not paid amazingly well so why bother.

Well I'll tell you why....

For some reason I'm addicted to estate agency. I love the houses (good and bad) I love dealing with all kinds of people I hate the downsides, the angry customers and the ones who firmly believe no matter what you tell them, you are going to shaft them some how. But I love the industry.

I'm addicted to checking rightmove, I'm addicted to looking at good quality photographed houses, I'm addicted to the bad photos, I'm addicted to the language used to describe houses and above all I'm addicted to the buzz you get when you sell a house.

I'm addicted to the stress of working for myself, every minute of every day will lead to a successful or bad month. I love and hate that feeling when you are lying in bed and something pings in your mind to remind you to do a certain task the next day.

Estate agency is a bug, a disease that grips you and doesn't let go. 

Run your own agency, manage your own staff, listen to new ideas, sell houses, rent houses, take the good times and take the shit, get qualified.

Live eat breath and sleep estate agency.

The way I see it is I've got another 30 years left in this industry to make my mark and provide for my family, 

Anyway, back to reality and ,y next viewer hasn't turned up either!!

Happy Saturday fellow property professionals


Sunday, 23 June 2013

Agent X's Best and Worst Photos from rightmove LONDON EDITION!

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to this weeks best and worst photos uploaded to www.rightmove.co.uk in the last 7 days. Last week we seen some shockers and this week is no different apart from all the images have come from 1 area.

WELCOME TO THE LONDON EDITION!

Each week I talk about being professional, being on top of your game and taking the best images possible.

Things that really annoy me on property photographs are thing that can be moved, should be moved but the agent cant be bothered! (Don't blame the vendor, you are the one with the camera in your hand)

Imagine a travel agent photographing a messy room in a 4 star hotel in Tenerife. Would you book that hotel for your yearly holiday???

Enough of me banging on here is the LAANDAAN EDITION!

Best photo uploaded to rightmove.co.uk (I will use zoopla when they include me in their top 100 influential agents list)

BEST PHOTO

 
 
Congratulations on a fantastic photograph Hunters-Baker Street, London!
 
 
NOW for 2 photographs that nearly made it for many different reasons but pipped to 3rd spot are 2 photographs from the same London agent on the same property.
 
 
SMILE!!!!!!!

may be being a bit harsh here but if I had an £850,000 apartment I would want it to be in a building that was straight and not leaning towards the water!
 
 
3RD PLACE GOES TO.......
 
 
 



FML!

2ND PLACE

 
5 minutes of elbow grease would have sorted this. Whoever took this shot should of asked the vendor to move some stuff!
 
 
AND FIRST PLACE THIS WEEK IN THE LONDON EDITION IS....................
 

 
 
If any of these photos are yours then please do us all a favour and either stop trying to be an Estate Agent because you are giving the industry a bad name or employ someone who has eyes!
 
Thank you and good night!
 
Next week we will be hitting LIVERPOOL!!


Saturday, 22 June 2013

My biggest nemesis - no it's not door knockers!

My biggest nemesis.

I'm not a fan of dogs, infact I absolutely hate them. I don't know what it is about dogs but it doesn't matter what size they are, what they look like or how loud they are I just bloody hate them.
Unfortunately in this industry I come up against them on a daily basis. Like the time I accidentally trod dog muck through a house on a valuation. It wasn't  my fault. It was the dogs fault.

The problem with a dog is no matter how potentially dangerous it is the owner will always say "it's ok he's harmless" or "he will lick you to death, he's soft as a brush" . I'm sorry but that doesn't wash with me, for starters I don't know what the dog is thinking and if I don't know what it's thinking then I'm in a potentially dangerous territory!

I've had some bad experiences with dogs whilst out on valuations like the time I entered the front gate,  walked up the path and knocked on the door only to then hear my worst fear..... I knocked the door, then ferocious barking coming from the side of the house, straight away I'm panicked so I knock again and again, as I'm knocking I can hear the barking getting closer and closer, then from around the side garden I see 2 dogs flying at me, teeth out, eyes bulging heading straight towards me!
Just as I'm about to get eaten by theses 2 dogs the vendor opens the door completely unaware of the situation. The moment the door opened I leapt onto him, literally jumped onto him like a bride would be picked up to get carried over the threshold. I'm just glad to be alive after that one.

However nothing can be as bad as getting called to a valuation to find 17, yes 17 jack Russell's in one property! I kid you not. They were in the kitchen cupboards, on top of the units, in the bath, absolutely everywhere. This was a mid terrace house. How on earth did the neighbours feel!

Nowadays I tend to get the office staff to find out at the time of booking the val if they have a dog or 2 or even 17.

Unrelated to work I went for a Sunday morning jog recently. As I left my house and started jogging up the road, I turned the corner to be greeted by a stray Alsatian. I froze, I completely s**t my self. I knew that if I carried on running then it would think it was fun to chase me. Anyway it thought I would be fun to mess with so it jumped up at me, paws on each shoulder. The fear I was experiencing now was unimaginable , I managed to shake it off and then start walking back to my house........ It followed me, walking at the side of me all the way back home. I jumped in the door greeted by my other half saying "what the hell are you doing?" I opened the blinds to to see the Alsatian sitting outside the front door. Needless to say I didn't go back out that day!

Sunday, 16 June 2013

This Weeks Best and Worst Property Photos Picked from rightmove.co.uk

Good evening and welcome to another edition of Agent Xs pics of the week.

This week I have trawled www.rightmove.co.uk and come up with some real corkers!!

With the shift in estate agency to online now more than ever the need for quality, professionalism and an all round good service is hugely important. Its not longer good enough to spend 5 minutes at a property with a crap camera (ive known some agents to take the pics on their phone!). You need to up your game to win instructions.

So then, here we go with this weeks property photograph of the week!.............


I love this 1. Quirky house, lovely blue sky, lush green lawn and with the different colours in the bushes and trees. An excellent effort by Meller Braggins of northwich!

(round of applause please!)

Now on to the bit that you have all been waiting for. Agent X's worst photos of the week.

I must admit I have lots of fun doing this part of the blog, Ive posted a few on twitter that didn't make it into this weeks worst pics.

3rd place goes to.......

 
 
Surely if you arrived to photograph a house and you were presented with this, you would have to either get the vendor to move it all, or arrange another appointment when its tidy.
 
 
2nd goes to........
 
 

Oh deary me!  I'm lost for words!

And the winner this week of the worst property photograph uploaded to rightmove in the last 7 days is........................


This has to be theeee worst example of a main property photo!! what the hell was the agent thinking??? The mind boggles!

Hope you enjoyed this weeks Property photos!

Happy fathers day and good night!

Friday, 14 June 2013

Twitter Account Suspended!

Good morning Ladies and gentlemen.

You may have noticed that I have been rather quiet on twitter recently. Unfortunately Twitter have suspended my account (I have no idea why).

I would be grateful if any of my twitter followers that see this post could please tweet a link to this message.

Hopefully My twitter account will be back up and running again soon.

Kind Regards

Agent X

Sunday, 9 June 2013

Agent X's Property Pics of The Week! The Best and The Worst!!

Hello and welcome to this weeks special feature.

We all know that one of an Estate Agents biggest marketing tools is www.rightmove.co.uk . The sheer amount of information a potential buyer can find about a property within a few minutes is quite frightening. To sell a property nowadays you need to be a good agent, you also need to be handy with a camera, and if you are not great with the camera then for gods sake employ someone who is!!

Photographs are (in my opinion) the single most important thing when presenting a property online.

So then here we go!

This weeks Property Photo of the week is........


So congratulations to JW Wood Estate Agents!

Swiftly moving on to The worst property photograph uploaded to www.rightmove.co.uk in the last 7 days.
To be honest there are so many bad ones ive decided to do the worst 3! So here goes

In 3rd Place!!!!................................


Now someone please tell me how on earth this is supposed to showcase the property?? This is the properties Main Photo on rightmove! Such a massive Estate Agency should know better.

onto 2nd place!!!.................................

 
 
Do I really need to say anything about this 1?
 
AND HERE IT IS! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I GIVE YOU the Worst uploaded photo to rightmove.........................
 
 
 
 
Can someone explain how this can possibly happen? Hang your head in shame Mr/Mrs Estate Agent. Time to look for a new job! (im so tempted to name and shame because this is just ridiculous!!)
 
 
Hope you enjoyed this weeks blog! Thanks for reading. 



Thursday, 6 June 2013

Agent profile Maria Kemp of Kemp & Co in Dorest

Welcome to the latest edition of Estate Agent Profiles.

Agent X had the opportunity of profiling Maria Kemp Director of Kemp & Co in Dorset. Below is how it all went down!!


Loving the blogs! The hot milk situation reminds me of a quite recent, horrific experience whereby I went out to an elderly couples flat to give a market appraisal for lettings.  I swear the wife had narcolepsy, either that or I seriously need to revamp my presentation skills!  As she was busy randomly snoring at their dining table her husband was keen to point out all the antiques in the property including the table and chairs we were sat round which they had lovingly and carefully imported back from Cyprus. After pointing out one or two things they were obviously not too happy about that they had to comply with, I got up to leave and broke off the arm of one of the chairs!!! I had no idea what to say, I just handed it to them as I walked out the door – bizarrely I still got the instruction, so goodness knows what the competition was like!



1.      How long have you been an estate agent for?

I’m in my 21st year!  (I obviously started very young ... 9.. I think, otherwise that would put me on the wrong side of forty *cough*)

2.      What's the best part of the job?

Going out on market appraisals, passing our boards along the way, meeting new people and confidently knowing you can help them. Delivering results and seeing returned business from those clients or recommendations resulting in new business that have stemmed from them. Also coming up with new ideas and new products, I absolutely love new challenges.

3.      What's the worst part of the job?

The fact it’s always with you! As a business owner you can never really just shut the door and go home.  The laptop is always on, your thoughts are always about the business, it comes to bed with you, it goes on holiday with you, I’ve even answered the phone in the bath before! Business doesn’t stop when the doors close. A lot of business is done out of office hours via personal Facebook accounts and twitter and even a trip to Tesco usually results in bumping into clients. It’s great to be busy but sometimes it would be nice to properly shut off but you can’t help but brainstorm for new ideas and look for new ways of taking the business forward. I’ve always got a notepad by my bed!

4.      What industry related qualifications do you have if any?

ARLA Level I & II Qualifications. I also started the NAEA Diploma in Residential Estate Agency, undertook and passed the first few modules but sadly didn’t get to finish it.  I set Kemp & Co up part way through and it got so busy so quickly I found it impossible to run the business and undertake the exams. It would be nice to re-sit this at some point, especially now I have a great team in place that would give me the time to do so. I always wanted to be a Fellow of both ARLA and the NAEA. I usually undertake in excess of 100 hours CPD each year, attending many seminars and training courses.

5.      What made you become an estate agent?

It kind of just happened! I had studied Business and Finance for three years, then started a family.  My first job was as a Sunday assistant working for a corporate agent as I didn’t have to worry about childcare on the weekend. I was gradually given more and more hours, I went from part-time to a full time Administrator, Administrator to a Negotiator, Negotiator to a Lettings Manager, Lettings Manager to a Branch Manager.  I finally set up on my own in 2007, initially working from my dining room table. I had my first premises within a year, then went into Partnership with former colleagues. We have grown every year, have since moved to larger premises and there are now 8 of us that make up the team!

6.      What do you prefer sale or lettings and why?

I enjoy both but I have to say I enjoy a good lettings challenge! I really enjoy situations that aren’t the norm, and I’ve encountered many via my role as Chairman of West Dorset Landlords Accreditation Scheme. I find it really interesting when I come across old protected tenancies and also trouble shooting problematic tenancies.  It’s not something you come across on a day to day basis, and I have been able to help out many Landlords that have found themselves in sticky situations and resolve their tenancy issues. I love the research involved and it’s enabled me to work with different organisations and has not been without its dramas, which have included death threats, but it’s so satisfying when you finally get a successful end result – although I’ve got to say the team aren’t quite so enthusiastic when I’ve taken on this type of work!

7.      What estate agency software is your favourite?

Jupix! I’ve used a variety of software packages over the years but I’ve got to say this is one of the most easiest, straightforward packages to use.  The team behind Jupix are great and you can’t fault the support that comes with it.

8.      What car do you drive?

Do I have to answer this? It’s a Ford Galaxy – I have a husband, three kids, a dog and whoever else the children decide to invite over! In an ideal world it would be a two seater sports car with just enough room for me and my shopping!!!

 

9.      What would you change about the industry?

Mandatory Licensing for all Letting Agents!  It’s really hard to remain competitive with the number of agents popping up all over the place under cutting on fees, not holding Client Money Protection and who have a complete disregard to safety and compliance. I’ve walked away from numerous properties where there has been safety issues or the Landlord has been declined consent to let the property by their mortgage company only to see it advertised elsewhere. Safety, security and best practice should always come before profit!

 

10.  Why should people use your estate agency?

We are a team of highly experienced individuals, in fact we have well over 100 years of combined experience between us! Our Sales team have specialised in Sales, our Lettings team have specialised in Lettings – we don’t have one core business that dabbles in another, each team is dedicated and trained in their own roles and are experts in their own fields.  We have all worked in the local market for numerous years, through the highs and the lows, and we know our area inside out.  Being a small, independent agent means that we can quickly adapt to changes in the market place, change strategy, launch new products and ideas without being caught up in corporate red tape. We are not a sideline to any other business, we’re not targeted on financial services or any other industry related products, we concentrate on selling or letting your home. We work as a team and your business matters because our business matters, there’s no large company behind us, financially backing us, our survival is based purely on results and happy clients.  We care about our clients and we care about our own reputation within the industry.


You can follow Maria Kemp on twitter - @mariatkemp 

Thanks for reading!

Sunday, 2 June 2013

Agent X's Property Pic of the Week. Best and Worst!

Good evening and welcome the the final blog of the week and Ive saved the best till last! This blog will focus on the Agent X's favourite property photo uploaded to www.rightmove.co.uk in the last 7 days.

Also just to highlight the massive difference in quality photogrpahs you will also see the SHOCKER of the week!!

I am not claiming to be the best photographer in the world (which is why I use a professional photographer on all properties I list.) My tip is if you cant do it right yourself then hire someone who can.

So here goes...

This weeks Property Photo of the Week is..........

EVERYTHING I LIKE ABOUT A PHOTO IS IN THIS ONE.
Blue sky, no car on the drive, plant pots out, great angle!
 


A big well done to the agent Michael Moon (I dont think that it is the Eastenders Micheal Moon but you never know)  http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-26707551.html


This weeks SHOCKER OF THE WEEK IS.............

 OH DEAR!
 
 
A typical example of how NOT to do it. I wont name the agent, all I will say is that I am following them on twitter! Lets hope they see it and take action!
 
 
Thanks for reading my blogs so far. I hope they keep you entertained for 5 minutes or so!
 
 
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